I wrote my last blog post in March.

Pathetic for a writer, wouldn’t ya say?

And I got a kick-in-the-head visual reminder today of just how lazy I’ve become.

It’s hard to believe that such a tiiiiny little creature has both the ability to a) creep me out and b) create this spectacular display of nature at its finest in the time it took that Ambien I popped last night to work and wear off.

Upstaged by a fucking arachnid.

In my own garden.

Time to get off my ass.