SCP Seeks Same

lost-pumpSingle, cream-colored pump seeks like-minded mate for quiet, candlelit dinners, Broadway musicals and intimate getaways to exotic locales.   I’m the designer sort but not pretentious; neutral but still possessing a subtle sense of color.  Average in height, I’m even considered practical by some fashion-forward thinkers.   But make no mistake, I am all woman and comfortable in my own skin.  I can easily move from boardroom to bedroom with confidence and grace.  I’m a little naughty, a little nice.  Dare I say, I go with just about everything?

So…Now you know me.  Interested?  Serious inquiries only.  Reply to SCP3456.

(Jesus H. Christ!  Will somebody tell me how in theee hell I can lose one goddamn shoe??)