Single, cream-colored pump seeks like-minded mate for quiet, candlelit dinners, Broadway musicals and intimate getaways to exotic locales. I’m the designer sort but not pretentious; neutral but still possessing a subtle sense of color. Average in height, I’m even considered practical by some fashion-forward thinkers. But make no mistake, I am all woman and comfortable in my own skin. I can easily move from boardroom to bedroom with confidence and grace. I’m a little naughty, a little nice. Dare I say, I go with just about everything?
So…Now you know me. Interested? Serious inquiries only. Reply to SCP3456.
(Jesus H. Christ! Will somebody tell me how in theee hell I can lose one goddamn shoe??)