I Am Secretly A Fashionista

I know what you’re thinking.  That I’m a poodle. It’s a common mistake.  I forgive you…because you are partially correct.  I am indeed a poodle.  A grand specimen if I do say so myself but I rarely indulge in self-aggrandizing.

This you must know:  There is more to me than meets the eye.

Trapped in the gangly body of a sporting breed may be my cross to bear…but do not pity me. Oh, no.  I am fashionista. Hear me bark.