Damn Those Signs!

wrong wayJust when I thought I had it all figured out, I run into this… [insert emoji of exasperated smiley face here]

Searching for a sign that tells me which way to go. Yet to find one. At this point, I’d settle for a fortune cookie with a perky, inspirational prediction about attaining worldwide success or how I’m loved by people who don’t even know me based on the sterling personality that precedes me.

What next?  A sign that says Skip the Dresses. You’re a Boy??