While further attempting to customize my Google home page so I get more news and become smarter?  I added the New York Times headlines which, against all odds considering the source of aforementioned attempt, went well….but then I was redirected to this weird page of additional stuff I could add.

For example, I could add Joke of the Day.

No thank you.

Word of the Day.  Mmmmmm….nope. The only word I need to know first thing in the morning is c.o.f.f.e.e.




Too depressing.

And something called Poke the Penguin.

I don’t even want to know what that means after reading in my daily horoscope that “the Sun in Aries hooks up with erratic Uranus.”