I think in one of my early posts, I claimed to be a genius. In fact, I know I did.
I may have forgotten to mention that my genius status fell by the wayside a few minutes after I posted that outrageous claim.
Okay….I for sure forgot.
I will correct that mistake.
I am not a genius.
I wll prove it to you just in case you don’t believe me.
Last weekend, in an attempt to block out a particularly heinous individual from e-mailing me, I went into my e-mail account and blocked said offending party.
ME TALKING TO SAID OFFENDER THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN
I’ll show you, you miserable, fuck. You’re blocked! That’s righted asshole b-l-o-c-k-e-d; as in can’t get through; as in return-to-sender-with-a-middle-finger-salute; as in I’m-mad-as-hell-and-I’m-not-gonna-take-this-anymore!
Then I got up and threw my T.V. out the window.
Okay, I made that part up but a little drama never hurt anyone.
Anyhoo, I had a very, very quiet weekend as far as e-mails go. In fact, I got NO e-mails for 3 days.
Hmmmm…..that’s odd. I think I better go back and re-check my genius block-out move.
It pains me to say this but confessions are cathartic even if you’re not a Catholic so here goes.
Instead of blocking out The Heinous One, I blocked everyone BUT The Heinous One.
Heinous One must have been out of town for the weekend.
After a couple of hours on the phone with tech support in Mumbai, I am happy to report that the problem is fixed.