When Fish Attack

It’s a television show.

I ran across it during one of my late-night channel surfs.

I guess When Fish Attack is better than I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant…..

….Or I Survived which is show on the Biography channel where some poor innocent describes how a deranged killer tried to sever their head with a rusty piano string or some such gruesome-ness.

And they run the clip over and over and over while I’m all alone, late at night, chasing sleep with a nice light Bio on Barry Manilow and WHAM…wide awake and scared shitless.

I need to just step away from the remote.