When Facebook Kicks Your Ass

It’s no secret I have a love/hate thing going on with Facebook.  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Shut my snarky pie-hole and accept the fact that mundane look-at-this-awesome-latte-I-just-had posts and cat videos are permanent threads in the fabric of our lives. Just like cotton.

So…as I was innocently scrolling through posts from the 12 friends I have, I saw one about horoscopes. Aforementioned “friend” who posted it will remain nameless but viewing cat videos has made me curious and curiosity killed me, or at least put me on the threshold of tragedy after I clicked on the link.

Hmmm…not so bad!  Aries are indeed great kissers! Thanks, horoscope writer!

And then came the punch line. “Two years of bad luck if you don’t forward this post”.

Aw fuck!


P.S.  Hey, man. I’m just saving my own ass here.  I suggest you don’t click.  But…Aries ARE good kissers and so are Taurus and Aquarius but nobody compares to Cancer who are, apparently, the most amazing at it.  What more do you need to know?

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