We’re Getting Frog Ether

FrogDamn you, auto correct!

I’m starting to keep a running record of all the crazy shit that’s written on my behalf by that absurd algorithm, or whatever the hell you call it.   For the love of Pete, I don’t even know what an algorithm is!  But it sounded like a word that fit.  So there.

Algorithm. Yep. It fits.

I scurried off to dictionary.com so I could look up the definition, lest I sound like a complete idiot. There were numerous descriptions. Here’s the one that fit the best:

A finite set of unambiguous instructions performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a goal, especially a mathematical rule or procedure used to compute a desired result. Algorithms are the basis for most computer programming.

 Hmmm…  “used to compute a desired result.”

Frog ether was not the desired result of my text.  Which leads me to this…..

How can there can be an auto correct of specific words, but not an auto  correct that auto corrects all the shit sentences auto correct creates from correctly spelled words that should never be put next to each other?  Yeah, I know. That’s a ridiculously long sentence, but I’m totally serious about this auto-sentence-correcting thing-y. Does it exist?

It should. Because I’d love it if that frog text got corrected to what I was really trying to say.

“Wire friending broth erthy”

Sheesh!  What does a girl have to do to get a little clarity around here?


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