You Think You Know Someone….
….and then they go off and buy something like Corn Nuts.
I’ve known my husband for what seems like forever and he has never, I repeat, never bought a bag of Corn Nuts.
I sent him to the store to get munchies for the mini-bar since the hotel charges $35 for a bag of pretzels.
And this is what he comes back with?
I mean, what the hell IS a Corn Nut anyway??
Is it corn?
Is it a nut?
It simply cannot be both.
I am on vacation.
I do not want confusion.
I do not want a corn snack dressed up like a peanut which is, to me, a corn snack in drag.
I want Cheetos.
I want Baby Goldfish (cheddar, of course).
Jeez!…who IS this guy!!
I’m not even gonna mention the Cracker Jacks.
The prizes are completely lame these days….just fyi.
What are you bitchen about. He could have brought you a box of ritz and a can of cheese wiz.