You Think You Know Someone….
….and then they go off and buy something like Corn Nuts.
I’ve known my husband for what seems like forever and he has never, I repeat, never bought a bag of Corn Nuts.
I sent him to the store to get munchies for the mini-bar since the hotel charges $35 for a bag of pretzels.
And this is what he comes back with?
I mean, what the hell IS a Corn Nut anyway??
Is it corn?
Is it a nut?
It simply cannot be both.
I am on vacation.
I do not want confusion.
I do not want a corn snack dressed up like a peanut which is, to me, a corn snack in drag.
I want Cheetos.
I want Baby Goldfish (cheddar, of course).
Jeez!…who IS this guy!!
I’m not even gonna mention the Cracker Jacks.
The prizes are completely lame these days….just fyi.