Genius Rides Again

I think in one of my early posts, I claimed to be a genius.  In fact, I know I did.

I may have  forgotten to mention that my genius status fell by the wayside a few minutes after I posted that outrageous claim.  

Okay….I for sure forgot.

I will correct that mistake.

I am not a genius.

I wll prove it to you just in case you don’t believe me.

Last weekend, in an attempt to block out a particularly heinous individual from e-mailing me, I went into my e-mail account and blocked said offending party. 

ME TALKING TO SAID OFFENDER THROUGH MY COMPUTER SCREEN

I’ll show you, you miserable, fuck.  You’re blocked!  That’s righted asshole b-l-o-c-k-e-d; as in can’t get through; as in return-to-sender-with-a-middle-finger-salute; as in I’m-mad-as-hell-and-I’m-not-gonna-take-this-anymore!

Then I got up and threw my T.V. out the window.

Okay, I made that part up but a little drama never hurt anyone.

Anyhoo, I had a very, very quiet weekend as far as e-mails go.  In fact, I got NO e-mails for 3 days. 

Hmmmm…..that’s odd.   I think I better go back and re-check my genius block-out move.

It pains me to say this but confessions are cathartic even if you’re not a Catholic so here goes.

Instead of blocking out The Heinous One,   I blocked everyone BUT The Heinous One. 

Heinous One must have been out of town for the weekend.

After a couple of hours on the phone with tech support in Mumbai, I am happy to report that the problem is fixed.

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Dominc
Dominc
May 8, 2009 10:57 pm

Having just spent 1 hour on hold to Mumbai, I wonder if it wouldn’t be so bad if Pakistan… no never mind, it would be just as bad in Texas, Bejiing or anywhere.