Pissed Or Happy? You Be The Judge.
As if it’s not enough that I’m cursed with the affliction of always trying to figure people out, my dog has joined the ranks of the confusing.
Don’t get me wrong, I love this guy with all my heart and soul but I fear he has somehow acquired that oh-so-human quality of keeping me guessing.
How does he do that?
Is he smiling?
Is he pissed off about the fact that he has to be put on that same bland diet his brother is on to keep him from getting kidney stones?
For the love of God! WHICH IS IT?
I’m suddenly reminded of one of my all-time favorite movie lines. It’s from The Upside of Anger with Kevin Costner. It comes from his boss who is frustrated with his behavior.
I know you too well and it’s a burden
But in this case (and a few others of late, I might add) I feel this way.
Damn. I thought I knew ‘ya.
Alright, already! I’ll get you some tastier food!